Monthly Archives: August, 2008

A Special Republican Family Values Post and is the GOP VP a Grandmother not a Mother?

A Special Republican Family Values Edition of Around the Internets

You know, when I look at that picture, I don’t immediately think of a bible thumping, anti choice, anti abortion even in the case of rape or incest, anti birth control kinda of a gal. I think more along the lines of “One hundred dollars?…Are you crazy? I can go sixty at best…Hey, no need for your big Mafia Aleut goon pimp to get rough with me I can leave on my own…” (Alleged nude photo at the Red Light District.)

First there’s this sum up from “Hotties in the News

She is currently under Federal Investigation for corruption….She may not believe in Global Warming…She’s not interested in saving the Polar Bears…. She doesn’t care much for evolution in education…. She doesn’t know much about being Vice President…. She’s heard about Iraq on the news…. She doesn’t seem to know anything on the economy, or global politics….Many Alaskans are scratching their collective heads in bewilderment…Yet John McCain’s Republican Vice Presidential running mate is SMOKING HOT (& that’s all that appears to matter TO American voters!) And without knowing jack shit about her politics, 58% of American males just love Alaska’s Sarah Palin… and here’s why, in pictures.

Second, there’s this potentially huge scandal on whether or not Sarah Palin is a grandmother and not a mother. The federal scandal has been kicked around at the Daily Kos for months now but if this scandal is true, well, her name would have to be withdrawn like Harriet Myers. Now, this could be a left version of the Obama birth certificate controversy (Of which there is none. In fact, the only person with a controversy is John McCain who isn’t native born but he’s such a horrible candidate who would want to eliminate him…) but in the world of not teaching your children about sexuality or birth control it makes perfect sense. And of course you would have to be ashamed about it. Anyway, here are the juicy parts of the Daily Kos story. It also has photos and videotape. This is the kind of journalism that papers used to do and this is also why papers are dying, deservedly so I might add.

Well, Sarah, I’m calling you a liar. And not even a good one. Trig Paxson Van Palin is not your son. He is your grandson. The sooner you come forward with this revelation to the public, the better…

People like to think the vetting process is secure, and completed months ahead of time, but ABC News has reported otherwise, painting a picture of a quick vetting process for Sarah by a small, but secretive group of McCain’s legal staff. A proper vetting process under those circumstances would only go so far, and the true media vetting process has just begun.It doesn’t come as a surprise that this story was never properly researched. Palin was never on the National scene for more than a few minutes at a time, and local reporting only goes so far on a governor with an 80% approval rating. However, the motivation to cover daughter’s pregnancy aligns with her political standings. She valiantly did not perform an abortion, but fell into the fundamentalist way of thinking, and covered up for the illicit (but natural) action’s of her daughter. There could be calls below to delete this information. Calls that this type of information is muckraking and ‘below us’. The truth is not below any progressive, nor any citizen of the world that is one heartbeat away from having Palin as leader of the free world. We simply ask that she be forthright, honest, and not waste our time with such juvenile games that anyone with eyes can see as fabrication.

Bristol Palin rightfully should be able to embrace her child in public as her own, with no shame, and no quarter. And a mother should be just as accepting.

I guess we could ask for DNA tests just to clear things up. Here’s a question: who’s the real father?

Update: Daily Kos diary spills water on the rumor. Could you get the doctor to lie as well? Perhaps this isn’t true. Only a woman could look at those photos and determine if she was five or six months pregnant.

COINTELPRO lives: Glenn Greenwald and Jane Hamsher witnessed one of the raids.

THOUGHTCRIME!

City inspectors board up raided home for “code violations” Should read:

Lawyer in handcuffs-Police raid RNC journalist’s house

Perhaps those protesters should be reeducated…

to sing and play a different tune…

Can you dig it!!

What Uncle Scam’s Civil War Would Look Like Or "Look Around You…It’s the Uprising!"

I’ve always thought that Uncle Scam just doesn’t believe in working within the system. And with this quote he comes out as a bomb throwing anarchist.

GOD DAMN THEM ALL. who the fuck are these assholes who think they have a right, a god damned right to make money by doing nothing? nothing but bullshit games with worthless paper money. and pay LESS tax on the profits than I do by spending precious hours of my life at a job, and I get to now pay more tax so these worthless god damned fuckers who should all be strung up can stay richer than god. fuck that. I hope this whole system crashes so god damned hard there’ll be civil war, it’s time we clean house on these rich brain damaged worthless fuckers once and for all.~justdrew

To quote C+ Augustus, otherwise know as JR., ‘BRING IT ON!’

You know, that might work. I think the confederacy started the last civil war. How did that turn out? Why do you think you think dirty fuckin’ hippies and peaceniks will win the war? I actually think we could too but…it won’t be pretty. A civil war should be avoided at all costs. Of course, the funny thing is it seems clear that Blackwater is being developed as some kind of gestapo. They’re at least 200000 strong and probably growing. I don’t even know if the US Military, or at least the ones who won’t shoot Americans if given orders, could beat Blackwater let alone dirty fuckin’ hippies and angry black radicals and so forth. What’s more likely is Blackwater will be sent to your house and you can choose to fight and die or be locked in some cell somewheres for the rest of your life.

Anyway, aside from looking like the entire two seasons of Jericho, I think an American Civil War would look like the last ten minutes of “Children of Men”. Uncle Scam is that dread locked white guy and I’m the distinguished black actor. We’re not going to do well. “Look around you…It’s the Uprising!” Gutsy rebels with handguns vs tanks and air power. Yep. I bet they won because their cause was just…

I’m Voting For The Guy Who Knows How Many Houses He Has

Prologue: I still think think you need to vote tactically and you need to vote, or at least attempt to vote. This puts me at odds with Uncle Scam who openly yearns for another American Civil War or P! who wants us to vote no. (I guess I’m just a crazy optimist who thinks Obama is less likely to use Blackwater death squads to murder me but who knows.) Of course there’s an excellent chance that you won’t be allowed to vote even if you’re a naive deluded person who thinks there’s a difference between Gore and Bush or McCain/Obama. I’ll take Al Obama if only for the courts and for tactical reasons again if they let me vote. Here in my home state of Pennsylvania a paper record of your vote is illegal. Democrats, who you would think would be smarter, have insisted that we use these machines. Pennsylvania could easily be the Ohio or Florida of 2008 and there would be no way to do a recount. But I’ll try to vote. I’ll try.

Also think this anonymous spoof vid about Ralph Nader spells out why you need to vote tactically sometimes. I ran it before and I think I’ll run it again. Why not.

Main entry: It’s really just this shirt. I thought I had written more but I hadn’t.

Ouch. And “heh”. And…Obama Strikes!

Changiness We Can Believe In or VP Picks Before and After

Ok, I wrote this after the Joe Biden pick. It’s very annoying in that Joe is just about as unchange as you can get. It’s more than annoying in that it encourages The Man to put a bullet into you because he gets a better deal in the aftermath. Not so much with Richardson or the Kansas governor.

Changiness We Can Believe In

Joe Biden. Meh. Yes, there are a lot of prudent reasons to go with Joe Biden but we seem to be hearing this a lot whenever the O man moves right, which is all the time. He is noticing that his poll numbers are plummeting right? He’s still raising lots of money but so what if you lose. Republicans lose all the time when they have money because people see through them. He does know that he has to attract white liberals and white liberals tend to read stuff. In fact, they tend to get their news online. Where else would they go, Fox News? Thomas Friedman at the Times?

There’s also encouraging the crazy people to put a bullet in you because if you shoot the black guy we get white regular guy Joe Biden. Thanks for energizing the Krazy Klan with a gun segment of the population. No thanks. Really. Ignore the history of this country putting bullets into black leaders. Remember: You’re special and nothing bad will happen to you.

Related: Here’s your Joe Biden roundup. Sam at Undernews gives us the good and bad about Joe Biden. I think I can state that Glenn Greenwald is not impressed. You should also watch this special two hour Democracy Now clip for more information on why we really don’t have an opposition party in the United States.

I wrote this before the pick. No Obama doesn’t pay attention to anything because I’m a dirty fuckin hippy or angry black radical. Whatever.

Well, I heard a rumor that Caroline Kennedy would get the vice presidential nod from Obama. I think she would be a great choice. The only problem is that the rumor came from The Evil One, officially a member of The League of Evil Bloggers and who should join the Evil League of Evil because, let’s face it, the Instapundit is qualified. I’m just saying that if Glenn is spreading the rumor then that means incriminating photos are on hand about Caroline.

But a Kennedy would be an inspired choice. She’s actually more liberal than either Obama or Hillary. You know, the problem with Obama isn’t with the black base, its with white liberals who are pissed off about FISA and the immediate backtracking on offshore drilling. You add a conservative vice presidential pick and that’s a third strike recipe for trouble. Just for the record, I’m pissed off about those things too. Its about his word. What good is it if the face of oppression is black?

Evan Bayh (early supporter of the Iraq War), Joe Biden (hustler for the credit card industry) and Sam Nunn (Look, why not go with Tom Ridge…he’s more liberal.) would all be depressing. I can’t even say a Hillary nod out loud. Why not just appoint a knife at your back? Would be simpler. A Kennedy, or someone to his left, would be really nice and, I think, make him a lot safer. Richardson would be a good choice as well. If you look at the history of recent presidential assassinations (and these wonderfully timed plane crashes that only kill Democratic Party Senators and one liberal republican senator from Pennsylvania..) then you don’t want a Lyndon Johnson or Sam Nunn as your backup. You want Dan Quayle. Everybody knew the first George Bush was safe because we were all scared of Dan. You know what’s interesting about that? The older and better George Bush used to run the CIA and he might have known what happened in the Kennedy assassination. He didn’t pick Lyndon Johnson or anybody competent that would inspire a “replacement” scenario. You don’t want anyone to say “You know, if something Bad were to happen to Obama I bet Nunn or Hillary would get that draft started that we want so much…” Downgrades the predictable racists with guns scenario if a woman or a latino are next in line…takes away all the fun. Of course, someone who’s a black man and thinks he can win the presidency of this country is probably an optimist at heart. He would have to be. “Oh, they won’t shoot me and I won’t have problems with my plane. I’m special.”

Al Gore would be good too. This means that we’re probably getting Evan or Sam. Ack.

Another thing wrong with the Obama campaign is that his ads have no kick. Let me guess: the candidate that will be backed by the Hollywood Left won’t use any of their expertise during the election. Just great. I do like his middle class first theme.

Here are two ads that get to the point:

And:

Link: sevenload.com

the Stimulator’s DNC Rebellion Coverage #1

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